creature quiz

what is your ideal habitat?

cool and wet....
lots of trees :)
i like the internet, thanks...
i dunno. i'm an average guy
the softest field of grass ^_^!
a harsh environment -_-

how do you spend your time?

poking frogs in the creek...
i dunno... coffee shops
slurpin on that gurt and she do what i yoinky
i like to chew on things
dancing and groovin babey
being the most 1337 hax0r.... 0_0

what do you do if the internet goes down?

stare at the ceiling i guess
i go on a walk to the park :)
take a nice relaxing bath :-O
die i guess
scream at the top of my lungs
uuuuu i dunno.... text my friends...?

how are you feeling right now?

understimulated and restless
i want to play a video's game...
uhhhh i dont know. okay i guess
AHHHHHH^^*&*%&&%*(&$%t*(&^
very "plugged in". need to go fishing
cold

do you have many friends?

no i bite people
yes i have many discord/skype/facebook friends but i dont know them well o_O!
my friends are the birds in the sky and the moles in the earth. [me: okay thank you]
yes.... we slither ^_^
i mean i guess. i dont know man!
YESSSSS lots!!!! we loves to dance and sing

how would you describe your fur?

ummmmm fur?? that's too taxing on my GPU!
soft and full.... it has a healthy sheen!
ummm no fur ^_^ you can see right thru me
no fur but i am slipperty
rough and unkempt. who give a shit -_-
i dont know i use like... 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner....

what do you do about rude people?

i vibe.... stay in my lane... ~_~
stare at them until they leave
try and make friends ^_^
does it matter.....
brick their computer so they have to buy a new one
BITE BITE KILL BITE VIOLENTS!!!!!! RAAAAA

favorite video game genre?

fighting games
walking simulators
granular text based rpgs
rhythm games ~u~
microsoft excel
dating sims ^w^

are you a morning person or a night owl?

i wake up at random
morning person..... i have to get up for work :/
my friends are asleep at weird hours like me ^_^ mostly night owl
night owl... i like da crickets and night life ^_^
oh morning person for suuuuure!!!!
if i have to wake up before noon ill k*ll you

ok last question. any thoughts?

SAVE DA OLD WEB & MAKE URSELF UNSURVEILLABLE BITCH!!!!
*creaks like a tree branch in the wind*
peace and luv on planet earf ^_^
what?
im going to go pour water on myself bye
i need meat