a zine that recreates the general idea of a comic i made when i was around 10 years old. it featured the same general premise - character A forces character B to do something that caused bodily harm through cartoon violence, then ended with the same punchline of being out of mountain dew. i don't know. it's funny in retrospect how often i had this sort of dynamic, in fiction or reality.

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one hospital visit later... juneau is looking down at sprite in his hospital bed, hooked up to a machine and with one leg casted up and elevated. he looks dizzy. juneau says, 'you're not gonna like this, but i have some bad news...'

juneau leans over to sprite and whispers: 'we're out of mountain dew'. sprite looks harrowed. the camera zoomes out to a hospital labeled 'help', and sprite's cry of NOOOOooo is audible. end.