a zine that recreates the general idea of a comic i made when i was around 10 years old. it featured the same general premise - character A forces character B to do something that caused bodily harm through cartoon violence, then ended with the same punchline of being out of mountain dew. i don't know. it's funny in retrospect how often i had this sort of dynamic, in fiction or reality.

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juneau jumps up and pushes sprite down painfully (meriting an 'ow!' from him). she says, 'eureka! i've got a great idea!', where the word 'idea' has an asterisk beside it. this is followed by a silhouetted drawing of juneau dragging sprite off cheerfully, labeled 'Adventuuureee!'

juneau and sprite at the top of a canyon, with sprite perched precariously atop a bicycle. juneau gives a little chuckle with her paws up. he asks nervously, 'Hey juneau is it too late to back oAAAAAH'. he has been pushed down into the canyon, his bike screeching as he tries to brake.